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Monday, July 9, 2012

Sepasang pengantin yang baru berkahwin 4 bulan. pada suatu malam
si isteri memeluk leher suami dengan nada manja seraya berkata, "ayang, period i dah lewat sebulan, tapi i tak boleh nak pastikan lagi sebab kita kena gi check kat doktor."

Si suami yang teramat gembira tu pun berpakat dengan isterinya untuk tidak memberitahu sesiapa pun tentang perkhabaran gumbira ini sehingga ianya benar2 pasti.

Pada suatu hari, pasangan ini di datangi oleh pegawai dari TNB kerana terdapat tunggakkan dalam pembayaran bill elektrik rumah mereka. Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata "ini rumah En. Mahpus ker?" "iya, saya ni isterinya. ada apa encik"
Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, "Puan, ni dah sebulan lewat, saya dah tak
boleh tunggu ni, nanti boss saya marah."

Dengan nada terkejut, si isteri itu pun membalas balik cakap pegawai TNB tu.
"APA??? Macam mana pulak encik tahu yg saya ni sebulan lewat???"
Pegawai TNB tu pun dengan selamba menjawab "ala puan, ni kan zaman IT,
semua tu ada dalam komputer dan kita boleh check Online"
Kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuatkan si isteri tu lagi terkejut.
"APAAA????Saya lewat sebulan pun awak semua boleh tahuuu???"
Pegawai TNB tu pun mententeramkan keadaan "Relek puan, puan ni
baru lewat sebulan, ada yg lagi teruk, lewat 5-6 bulan"

Si isteri yg terperanjat beruk dengan kenyataan pegawai tu pun berkata,
nanti saya bincang dengan suami saya..lalu pegawai TNB tu pun beredar dari situ..

Keesokkan harinya, selepas si Mahpus ini di beritahu oleh isterinya, dia pun naik berang dan terus ambik cuti dan pergi ke kedai TNB yg berdekatan..

Dengan tanpa menghiraukan pegawai-pegawai TNB yg ramai di situ, dia pun memekik seraya berkata

"Apa korang ni, isteri saya sebulan lewat pun nak heboh2 ke dalam
internet. awak ni semua yg berkeluarga tak pernah lewat sebulan
kerrrr????!! bisness apa korang buat niii?? nak kena saman kerr???

Lalu pegawai yg datang kerumah si Mahphus ni berdiri dan mententeramkan keadaan. "sabar encik, sabar encik. apa susah, kalau cik nak settlekan perkara ni, bayar je..." kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuatkan si Mahpus naik berang.

"APAAA?? nak bayar korang? belahhhh lahh...."
Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun cakap "kalau macam tu, Kita terpaksa potong encik punya..........."
Si Mahpus mencelah "apa??? potong??? abih tu isteri saya di rumah nak pakai apaaaaaa???"

Pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " nampak gayanye..ISTERI ENCIK KENA PAKAI LILIN AJERRRLAAAAAAAA...."

 Info :  Boys Like Girls, Motion City Soundtrack

Livescape Asia presents its third Rockaway Fest showcase in KL this July, featuring two international headliners – Boys Like Girls and Motion City Soundtrack. This comes after its two successful showcases earlier this year of Dashboard Confessional and Sum 41 live in Malaysia.
Concert details as follows:
Malaysia

Date: 12th July 2012 (Thursday)
Venue: Neverland @ Jalan Kia Peng, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Prices: RM55 (via Air Asia Red Tix), RM85 (limited Rockaway Festival Pre-Release Special via I Love Discount includes Rockaway Festival + Rockawayfest Showcase tickets)
Tickets: On sale via Air Asia Red Tix and its ticketing outlets starting 27th June, pre-release special tickets will be launched on 26th June
Note: Strictly an 18+ only event
Promoter: Livescape Asia
Credit : morethangoodhook, Livescape Asia

Info :  Fatboy Slim
Norman Cook aka Fatboy Slim will perform in Malaysia and Indonesia this July. Cook’s last album titled Here Lies Love was released in April 2010, a concept record and collaboration with musician David Byrne.
Concert details as follows:
Malaysia

Date: 14th July 2012 (Saturday)
Venue: KL Live, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Prices: RM68 (early bird; until 8th July), RM88 (normal)
Tickets: On sale via Air Asia Red Tix
Promoter: Future Sound Asia

Indonesia

Date: 15th July 2012 (Sunday)
Venue: Potato Head Beach Club, Bali, Indonesia
Tickets: On sale at Potato Head Beach Club, or e-mail tickets@ptthead.com to purchase via bank transfer/Pay Pal

Credit : morethangoodhook, Air Asia Red Tix

With dates already locked in for Singapore and Indonesia later this year, Californian rock band Maroon 5 has recently added another show to the list, with a concert in Malaysia scheduled for September. The group will be on tour to promote their new record, Overexposed.
Concert details as follows:
Malaysia

Date: 20th September 2012 (Thursday)
Venue: Shah Alam Stadium, Shah Alam, Malaysia
Prices: RM195, RM295, RM355, RM485
Tickets:  Fanclub presale begins 29th June, on sale via TicketPro
Promoter: PR Worldwide

Credit : morethangoodhook

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